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Moses

- **__Basic Information__** o Current City: Jersulam, Israel o Hometown: Egypt o Sex: Male o Birthday: Approx. 1400 B.C. o Political Views: Not a big fan of Pharaohs o Religious Views: Jewish, very Jewish o Bio: As the most important figure in Jewish history, I'm kinda a big deal. I received the Ten Commandments at Mount Sinai from God, only to destroy them and trek up the mountain again and receive the Commandments once more. Additionally, I am famous for creating water with the simple tap of my staff on a stone in the desert and leading the Israeli people through the desert to Israel for forty years. However (and I am still bitter about this), God would not allow me into Israel because I had apparently spoken rashly during these forty years, but in all honesty I don't remember ever speaking poorly about God or anyone else. In addition to simply being the most important figure in Jewish history, I am also considered to be the greatest Jewish prophet of all time. My life story is an interesting one. As a baby, I was placed in the Nile river, only to be luckily picked up by an Egyptian Princess. I lived my youth and early manhood as Royalty in Egypt, and only when I killed a taskmaster who was nearly beating to death a young Jewish worker was I banished by the Pharaoh. I became a shepherd and lived a quaint life until one day, I saw a burning bush that caught my attention. There, God spoke to me and demanded that I return to Egypt. Reluctantly I did, forcing the Pharaoh to allow the Jewish People to leave. Pharaoh was very stubborn, and only allowed the Jews to leave after God had released Ten Plagues upon the Egyptian people with my help. After fleeing Egypt, I parted the waters of the Red Sea and led the Jewish people through, reaching sfely to the other side while the Egyptians drowned in their pursuit. At the ripe age of 115 I write this biography today, but I know that in five years or so, I will die, and my story will be told for thousands of years to come. o Favorite Quotations: Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. Cecil D. Bemille I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. -Ronald Reagan

- **__Relationships__** o Mother: Jochebed o Father: Amram o Daughters: None o Sons: Gershom, Eliezer o Brothers: Aaron o Sisters: Miriam - **Likes and Interest ** o Activities: Hitting Rocks with staffs, talking to God, Herding sheep o Interests: Sheep, long walks on the beach (After forty years, I still can't get enough sand...), Smashing Rocks when I'm angry, Judaism, Pyramids, Plagues o Music: Miriam's Song o Books: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy o Movies: "The Ten Commandments", "Moses" o Television: "The Ten Commandments", "Moses The Lawgiver" - **__Education and Work__** o High School: Educated in Egypt o College/University: None o Employer: God

[|http://globalfire.tv/nj/graphs/moses.jpg][][]** [] ALBUM 2: [][][][][] ALBUM 3: [][][][]** [] - EXPLANATION- After leading the Jewish people through the desert for forty years, I couldn't go into Israel. FML. Of all the groups joined, this seems to be the most fitting for me. I gave up forty years of my life to guide these people, only to be rejected access to Israel by my, and their, God. GROUP 2: Yamuslim - EXPLANATION - I am considered to be a large force in Christianity, Islam, and Judaism so I believe it is necessary to be a pat of groups from all three of these religions. Islam accepts me as a prophet, and therefore I should stay up-to-date on the thoughts of Muslims. I am interested to see how Muslims perceive me. GROUP 3: Nour-Al-Islam - EXPLANATION - Again, I figure that Islam is unmistakably important in my life, and that I should know what is happening in the Muslim community. This group of 45000 members will help me to better understand their current feelings. The more members that I can reach out to and hear from, the better. GROUP 4: Loveyou-Jesus - EXPLANATION** - I ** have heard things about this man Jesus, and the Christian's extreme love for him. I am interested in who he is and why Chrisitians love him so much. Additionally, I want to know their feelings about Jesus as compared to a man such as myself. GROUP 5: Ancient-Mysteries - EXPLANATION - The pyramids are mentioned in the title of this group, and I feel that I have a good basic knowledge of the Pyramids. This group intrigues me because mysteries fascinate everyone, myself included. Perhaps I could give some insight into the Pyramids, and be assisted in other areas. GROUP 6: Ancient_Egypt_Group - EXPLANATION - I have great knowledge of Ancient Egypt, as I spent most of my life there. I would like to know people's current opinions of the country. Also, I wonder if the area is now as it was when I lived there; I certainly hope it has changed. GROUP 7: Christian_2better_Life - EXPLANATION - As mentioned earlier, I am a large figure in Christianity, so I would like to know more about this growing religion. It seems that many people now believe in this faith, and I would like to know why. I hope that I would be able to share a different opinion than most given on this religion. GROUP 8: Reality_B2A - EXPLANATION - This group stresses looking beyond religion, and having tolerance for others. I would like to emphasize this point because I am a man who believes that religious tolerance is a beautiful thing. Without it, the whole world will struggle because of religion, and many people will die, a sight that I certainly do not want to see. GROUP 9: Jewstalk3 - EXPLANATION - The largest Jewish group, this group can help me to see new perspectives of Judaism while explaining my own as well. I am a great source of knowledge for this religion and would be able to contribute a lot. I hope that I would be able to learn new things as I'm sure the perspective of Jews has changed recently. GROUP 10: Egyptian_Jews - EXPLANATION - This seems like the ideal group for me, as I am in fact an Egyptian Jew. Seeing from both sides of this spectrum I can relate to the hardships that these people sometimes suffer. I can understand their feelings, and am sure to have many similar ideas with them.
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__Quizzes__** - RESULTS Soak Up the Sun! - EXPLANATION - This seems fitting as I soaked up the sun in the desert for forty years. I do not appreciate the supposed humor of this quiz. I'll make sure to talk to God about this one, and kidding12345, the creator of this quiz, will have very very important beings against him... QUIZ 2: What Type of Doodle are You? - RESULTS Animal - EXPLANATION - This quiz was much better appreciated, as I definitely have a passion for animals. Although I do not know what a Doodle is, I herded sheep happily for many years. I appreciate animals greatly and am happy to know I would "Doodle" them. Now I just need to find out what that means. QUIZ 3: Are you a Jew? - RESULTS Yes - EXPLANATION An explanation is not necessary here. Pretty clearly, I am a Jew, and this quiz proved nothing to me. However, its validity is now somewhat confirmed, as it was able to determine that I am Jewish. That's better than most people. QUIZ 4: What kind of Jew are you? - RESULTS A Religious/Dedicated Jew - EXPLANATION - Again, this answer seems obvious to me. God chose me as the most dedicated Jew of my time, and gave me the right the speak with him. Were I not religious, I would have never had this honor. I am proud to be known as a Religious Jew. QUIZ 5: Are you a Caring Person? - RESULTS You Are a Very Caring Person - EXPLANATION -** Seeing that I was caring enough to lead my people through the desert for forty, I am not surprised by this answer. Additionally, I saved my people from the Pharaoh and led them to freedom. Had I not been caring, my people may still have been stuck in Egypt until now.
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